Post by HELEN DANGER POISSON on Aug 2, 2010 11:43:40 GMT -5
♫ - - - HELEN DANGER POISSON
“DAMN THAT GIRL, SHE'S SCANDALOUS!”
NAME: She was a born a proper Helen Marie Poisson to her proud French parents. Her carrot top worried them slightly, but growing up reading about a little girl that lived in a house all covered in vines, they found it okay. On the other hand, she hated her name with every fiber in her being. Her mother's tense voice shrieking, "Helen Marie!" really pissed her off. So on the day of her eighteenth birthday, she went down to the courthouse and legally changed her name. That night when her parents scolded her, she was pleased to correct them – "It's HELEN DANGER POISSON now." And before anyone thinks her last name is a funny spelling of poison... It's not and would be pronounced pwo-sOn, meaning fish.[/b]: Hel's accumulated a large array of nicknames. First was HEL or HELL; as a kid she had a knack for getting into trouble–her parents remarking often, 'Helen's such a hellion.' And it sort of stuck, seeing as her trouble-making habits never went away. Her favorite came along in high school. DANGER became her name on the lacrosse field; she played by the boys rules, whacking people over the head with her stick. She caused a concussion or two... A few have been know to call her SWIPER the fox, referring to her tendency of stealing boyfriends and girlfriends, only to return them after hearing, 'Swiper no swiping' a few times. Anyone who wants to keep their nose straight should never call her FOXY MAMA.
[/ul]AGE: She's TWENTY-THREE. Anyone who calls her old, will face her wrath.
GENDER: Hel flaunts what her mama gave her. She 100% FEMALE, physically at least.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: She likes anything that's alive and attractive. Very much so, PANSEXUAL – her favorite is high school boys though. They make her feel younger.
RACE: She's one of the pure-blooded YOKAI.
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POSITIVE PERSONALITY:
Unfortunately, some of her classmates were just as MOTIVATED as her. The results for office were in Hel's favor, but at the same time the numbers of enemies she had increased. Even worse, she didn't learn her lesson the first year and went back for second time. Her COMPETITIVE impulses turned half of the grade against her. Strangely enough, she doesn't regret it.
HONESTY seemed to have been a quality that Hel was born with. Thou shalt not lie, not because it's not morally correct, but because lies took too much effort and created problems in the future. She'd seen it often in her older brother. Instead of fibbing her way out of sticky situations, Hel decided to never get caught, which sometimes worked. By finding loop holes in her parents' and supervisors' rules, she managed to escape most punishment. Just a SLY fox. However, when she did get in trouble, Hel accepted it as her fault for not paying better attention to details. She can be pretty hard on herself.
But now as a teacher she shouldn't be trying to break any of the rules, right?
Last, but not least – Hel's SPONTANEOUS, makes her a great teacher. Any tests she happens to toss at her students can't be cheated on because the answers aren't written down and honestly Hel doesn't know all the time if there is an answer... Though she does plan the activites the morning of so she can ready the equipment needed.
[/ul]NEGATIVE PERSONALITY:
Hel always expects the best out of her students, no matter their condition. She's prone to yelling when results don't live up to her standards. Her DEMANDING style doesn't usually win her student's affections... Not to mention she'd rather AGGRESSIVE when she wants something. Before anything else, she uses her physical strength. If that doesn't work, she'll start using her brain. It's best to steer clear of her when she gets in these moods. It's especially bad when she's PMSing...
Wherever she goes Hel makes trouble. Her OVERLY FORCEFUL and CHAOTIC presence have made her a delight to many unfortunate souls. Her students should know to keep on their toes around her and tread very carefully.
Best yet, Hel HATES TO CENSOR HERSELF. Her reasoning is why should she have to hide it, especially now that she's in charge... Saying things out loud for the whole world to hear makes her feel much better. Lifting things off of her
[/ul]HOBBIES: As horrible as it may sound for a teacher, Hel loves to make her shy students FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. She takes her teasing with them too far, just to test how long it is before they snap. After that she'll leave them alone.
Hel also loves to PEOPLE WATCH, especially at the beach where she can multitask SUN BATHING after having a good time SWIMMING and SKIN BOARDING, along with other WATER SPORTS. But when she doesn't have access to a beach, she adores SKINNY DIPPING in the school's pool.
She also uses her time away from school to go PAINT BALLING. She can be seen around school, shooting students. Hel also loves to cause injuries while playing CONTACT SPORTS. Her favorite being ROLLER DERBY – sexy costumes and violent women, what's not to love?
FEARS: Whenever Hel is feeling depressed it's usually because someone's called her FAKE. That is the worst four letter word in the world. Because she's not putting on an act for anyone – her feelings are real, even if they are exaggerated. After that she'll cry for a while and dwell on the bad things in life like LIVING ALONE and DYING ALONE.
AMBITIONS: Hel's never been totally independent–she's daddy's little girl and most of her life is funded by her parents. And whenever they tell her to do something, she has to listen or the funding goes down the drain. The reason why she took a job teaching at high school was so she could learn how to be INDEPENDENT from her students who are probably in a similar situation.
POWER TITLE: THREE-TAILED KISTUNE
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FACE CLAIM:
GURREN LAGANN
- [i]YOKO[/i] — helen danger poisson
YOUR NAME: Kaira
EXPERIENCE: About four or five years.
HOW YOU FOUND US: pidge is a genius
CONTACT INFORMATION: just PM me
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