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Post by MORIARTY FAUSTUS on Jul 28, 2010 13:44:24 GMT -5
 PSEUDONYM HAS SIGNED INAND IS CURRENTLY COUNTING THE SPIDERS ON THE WALLWell, well, well. Is this the witching hour? Or do my eyes just deceive me? Hehe.
In any case, you sound like some of my students. Fickle, fickle. Try standing on your head. Maybe the memory will fall back into place, mm?
Don't mock karma too much. I think she's just teasing you. Teasing's not all bad.
And now I don't very much feel like jogging your memory. Cat dissection sounds delightful!
Do you have any with kitten fetuses still lodged in the womb?
I hear those are the most fun to cut open.
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Post by ATTOU HURSTE on Jul 28, 2010 14:06:39 GMT -5
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Post by MORIARTY FAUSTUS on Jul 28, 2010 14:44:49 GMT -5
PSEUDONYM HAS SIGNED INAND IS CURRENTLY COUNTING THE SPIDERS ON THE WALL I never said it was a bad thing. (:
There's always room for improvement, angel-eyes. It doesn't mean they have to be made, though.
Ah, your thoughts float? Perhaps that merely means they're full of hot air. I do wish I could crawl on walls and the ceiling. I bet it's an enjoyable pass time.
I'll be sure to take note of you if you try and sneak in. I keep track, after all. Though I wouldn't know why you'd want to lurk here. So terribly boring.
All of them are pregnant? But then where's the variety?
I'm afraid your students just don't appreciate inner beauty.
It's a bit sad, I suppose. The inside of the body is as beautiful as the outside. So many details. Beautiful muscles, ligaments, veins, organs intertwined beneath soft skin.
You and I both teach art courses, in my opinion. Perhaps young minds just can't read between the lines.
Hehe. Mr. Sadist. No wonder your students love you so.
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Post by ATTOU HURSTE on Jul 28, 2010 15:10:09 GMT -5
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[/i] reason to hang around there. As long as you don't develop some sort of mean streak all of a sudden and drop me into a cup. I'm fragile in that state, you know that. ▪ If I gave them variety, they would all pass the undesirable ones to someone who wanted them. Always swapping specimens when they think I'm not looking. Tch. Oh, stop, stop. I can't take it~ ♥ All that talk of veins and such. Are you trying to excite me? Shame, shame, you dirty pervert. Picking at my weaknesses like that. ▪ 'Mr. Sadist' indeed. I do hope you're not using that name in reference to me when you're speaking with your students. I get into enough trouble as it is.[/ul][/size][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by MORIARTY FAUSTUS on Jul 28, 2010 15:45:34 GMT -5
PSEUDONYM HAS SIGNED INAND IS CURRENTLY COUNTING THE SPIDERS ON THE WALL I daresay I've fallen a bit on the bangwagon. Everyone draws attention to your eyes. Doesn't that one girl like to climb on you and everything? Haha.
But cruel, you say? No, no. Just playful. All in good fun, Attou, all in good fun.
I don't have a mean streak, so you may just be safe, so whatever are you talking about? Though I could just put you in a cup anyway. See how long it takes you to find a way out. I'll fill it up with water and have it dance with you, if you like.
It's safe to say that I'd prefer having you crawl on my hand, though. Your little spider-legs feel all tingly. You're such a violent arachnid sometimes, though. Heh.
What's that? Getting excited? Oh, dear. Control yourself, friend. Next you'll be calling me a sadist too! But if this is what makes me a pervert, then I suppose I don't mind. It's kind of funny, imagining you squirming a little at the keyboard. Just kind of.
You make such silly assumptions. I just like talking about beautiful things. Like the way veins and arteries extend like threads of a spiderweb around bones, muscles...
Come, now. You really do seem to think I have it out for you, don't you? (: I wouldn't want my students to get the wrong idea about their beloved Biology teacher.
I'm sure they already know you by that name already, anyway. You look positively gleeful when you slice into your science projects.
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Post by ATTOU HURSTE on Jul 28, 2010 16:18:43 GMT -5
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Post by MORIARTY FAUSTUS on Jul 28, 2010 17:23:17 GMT -5
PSEUDONYM HAS SIGNED INAND IS CURRENTLY CONSIDERING A CUP OF TEA You'd be wrong, silly spider. When have I used malice profusely? I'm quite the friendly chap, if I do say so myself. You're the aloof one, methinks~
You make it sound like I'm dangerous, haha. But I suppose your aggression makes sense. Have to make up for that delicate little body, right? It's quite precious, you know. If only I could keep you in a little glass jar. I'd take such good care of my spider-pet.
Where did you get the idea of masochist at all, hm? Not that I deny it, or anything. We all have our ways...
Hehe, tease you? No, not at all. I haven't a clue where you're getting all of these ideas. Though it seems like you have some sneaky thoughts lodged in that calculating brain. I'm almost surprised.
Oh, and I think I'm laughing a bit, actually.
That can be taken many ways if your mind is in the gutter. Is it, Atty? Is it? And I'm lovely, am I? Heh. Don't get too carried away, angel-eyes. I do so swoon when flattered.
Scalpels are so cold to the touch. Mm.
There you go again, Mr. Sadist. It's a good thing the teacher board isn't reading in on this. They might have to reconsider hiring such a blood-lusting arachnid. And an eavsedropper too? Well, that actually deserves some praise. I do love it when you tell me some of the things they gossip about.
Oh dear. What do they say? I haven't heard anything concerning myself in some time. Kids will be kids.
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Post by ATTOU HURSTE on Jul 28, 2010 18:06:13 GMT -5
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Post by MORIARTY FAUSTUS on Jul 28, 2010 20:16:26 GMT -5
PSEUDONYM HAS SIGNED INAND IS CURRENTLY CONSIDERING A CUP OF TEA Don't worry. I'd never put you in a jar. As I said, I think I prefer having you crawling around in my hand, over my fingers. Wouldn't do to keep you all cooped up, anyway. Poor thing.
As usual. Yes, I'm becoming accustomed to being the blame for so many of your own personal problems. That's okay. I don't mind, you know. As for my ego? You stroke that well enough all on your own. I'm not sure you even realize. Oh well.
I think I'd need some very good wine and some rather sensual conversation before I allow for that to happen, Atty. Flattery's just the icing on the cake, really.
I know. Will that make them feel better? Or worse?
Of course you do. You wouldn't be here if you had no self control. But your eyes do seem to light up far too bright when you're dismembering a frog. Not that I'm complaining...
Ah, the usual. No, no. I think I'll continue to keep them guessing. Androgeny is an amusing game to play, particularly with ever-curious teenagers. I've never been all that fond of being too easy to figure out. You seem to be suggesting that I'm more female, though, is that it? Hm. Well, you'll just have to keep guessing with the rest of them, then.
Wait, what is this? Involves you as well? My, my. The scandal. I can't help but be a little curious, can I? Do humor me with the gossip you've gathered, my friend.
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Post by ATTOU HURSTE on Jul 28, 2010 21:21:44 GMT -5
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Post by MORIARTY FAUSTUS on Jul 29, 2010 0:01:44 GMT -5
PSEUDONYM HAS SIGNED INAND IS CURRENTLY CONSIDERING A CUP OF TEA I prefer to think of it as accepting that I have a way of getting to you. (:
Oh dear. Seems like I'm no good for you. Really, I don't think I'm trying to lead your mind to naughty places. I believe that fault belongs to you and you alone. I just seem to inspire it all, perhaps. Like a muse to a Greek artist.
I suppose there would only be one way to find out.
That nearly sounds a bit sexist. Though I've been told that no one can quite "act the way I do," whatever you may mean by that. I think you may be right about that, however. There are a few boys in my class who often make lewd comments in the hopes that I'll bend over my desk. I didn't think I came off that feminine. But boys will be boys. Or do you think I'm asking for it?
So... the things they say seem to involve time-consuming activities? Do tell me more.
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Post by MORIARTY FAUSTUS on Jul 29, 2010 13:52:05 GMT -5
PSEUDONYM HAS SIGNED INAND IS CURRENTLY CONSIDERING A CUP OF TEA I certainly don't mean to distract you, Attou. Perhaps you really should get that wandering attention span checked out. Who knows what thoughts are stirring in that head of yours. Though, yes... I suppose I'm a little bit greedy. Just a little bit. I can't help but enjoy taking up residence in a few of those cute little empty spaces.
If you're lucky.
A stalker? I'm not sure who would stalk me. I'm not that interesting, angel-eyes. I think they're just teasing, anyway. Teenage boys have their ways, you know. I'm only aware of how silly they sound when trying to be suggestive. The last one I heard was, "The homework was too hard and I am too," but it was in a joke he passed to his friend. Really, I think they're just mocking me. I don't mind. It's precious, really. (:
Then give me more clues? I enjoy clues. Because I really can't think of what else I could interest you in. Though I do have several paintings I'm looking at right now by Fransisco Goya. You're familiar with his black paintings, yes? If not, I could always describe some to you. One involves a child's ear being teethed off his skull. Another has a dog being ripped apart. There's quite a lot of detail. I think I'm just spoiling myself with these, though. What would interest you, hm?
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